
But we are citizens of heaven, where the Lord Jesus Christ lives. And we are eagerly waiting for him to return as our Savior. (Philippians 3:20)

thrashin-nordic-ripshred-reaper:
Take a hint, ‘Muricca
This is what I’ve been trying to tell people, but no one gets it. People are too fucking pussy to stand up. Stop being afraid. Us Americans weren’t afraid of the British in the Revolutionary War, were we?!
“It is curious that physical courage be so common in the world and moral courage so rare” -Mark Twain“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.” -Ambrose Redmoon
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Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
omfg
can i just
For the comments oml.
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my mother said to me recently.
Why hold onto all that? And I said,
Where can I put it down? Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay” (via themilkywhiteway)
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My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”








